Time for a new phone...

[Moristans]

They have these phones with round holes over a set up of numbers. You put your fingers in the holes and turn it clockwise until it doesn't turn anymore. They last forever and never break. Most importantly you don't have to carry around with you.

Not to mention the ringer is loud enough to hear just about anywhere.

... or at just about any age.

-ken

If you're old enough to know what he's talking about, you definitely need it.