Time for a new phone...

[Moristans]

They have these phones with round holes over a set up of numbers. You put your fingers in the holes and turn it clockwise until it doesn't turn anymore. They last forever and never break. Most importantly you don't have to carry around with you.

They were the best phones to do the Slam-Down hang-up with!

Yeah, I miss that. Not that I slammed the handset down on anybody a lot. When a GF did that to me though, that was the sign that I might have done something wrong.