01-27-2009, 07:15 PM
Singularity Wrote:Fretty Wrote:I wish I was invincible.
Wish granted, but it turns out you are only invincible for 4 minutes and 18 seconds, and only when the Pat Benatar song "Invincible" is playing in the background (which, crazily enough, is 4 minutes and 18 seconds long). Afterwards, you spend double that amount of time throwing up and your weenie shrinks 2 inches.
I wish I could stop being so awesome!
You become so awesome that your turn into Dustie. At that point, you reset the game and go back to being your normal sub-awesome self.
I wish I could visit another planet that had the ability to support human life.
"Hamilton is really a Colossus to the anti republican party. Without numbers he is an host within himself. They have got themselves into a defile where they might be finished but too much security on the republican part will give time to his talents and indefatigableness to extricate them. We have had only middling performances to oppose to him. In truth when he comes forward there is nobody but yourself who can meet him. His adversaries having begun the attack he has the advantage of answering them and remains unanswered himself. For God's sake take up your pen and give a fundamental reply to Curtius and Camillas" - Thomas Jefferson to James Madison