Flab, you're gay and have a penis about the size of the fingernail on your index finger, which is very worn down due to excessively whacking off.
You take this game more seriously that Doug, which you will be able to see if you watch episode 5 from this site <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.purepwnage.com/">http://www.purepwnage.com/</a><!-- m -->
I used to be crippled, blind, deaf, poor, and on the verge of suicide. However, one day all those handicaps left me, and I was pleased to no end, and thought there is nothing in the world which could possible be better. But, upon seeing just a single one of your idiotic posts, I find that was my best day ever, knowing there are people in this world so ignorant, such as you, and I'm not.
You poor little man, I'd give you a big-mac, if it would not just be absorbed into the ridiculous amount of fat on your body, yes, even on your hands. Even the largest of hamburgers would be sucked into the rolling fat.
Oh, I would never type using your keyboard, since your fingers are so fat you'd push nine buttons at once. The alternative must be humping your keyboard with your pants down, so your small penis would be able to tap the keys.
That is all.
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