Skinny dipping / burglary...

[TinStar]

http://www.wkrn.com/story/22789197/naked...-robs-home

Naked wife distracts victim while husband burglarizes home
Posted: Jul 09, 2013 3:21 AM CDT Updated: July 9, 2013 6:01 PM CDT

Reported By Lori Mitchell, Reporter - bio | email


CROSSVILLE, Tenn. -
A woman distracted a man by skinny dipping in his pool while her husband burglarized the man's home.

The incident occurred on the afternoon of June 27 at the victim's home on Canterbury Lane in the Camelot subdivision in Crossville, about 100 miles east of Nashville.

The 54-year-old victim told police he was approached by the couple, who live nearby, and the 30-something-year-old woman asked if she could swim in his pool.

According to police, the husband left after his wife asked him to retrieve her cigarettes.

She then asked the victim if it would bother him if she swam naked. He said it would not.

While the woman's husband was gone, he burglarized the home, stealing a handgun, jewelry and medication. The stolen items amounted to $1,195.

During the theft, the woman kept the neighbor distracted for 20 minutes by swimming naked in his pool.

"I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again. I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't have time for that, she wasn't ready for that," victim Stephen Amaral told Nashville's News 2.

Amaral did not notice the theft until after the woman had already left.

"They cleared me out and I just feel violated," he said.

Amaral said he wants the stolen items back. He said the handgun was the service weapon he used while he was a Mississippi deputy and he planned to pass it on to his grandchildren.

The two suspects have been identified, but have not been arrested.

The investigation is ongoing.

Poor Skelas... He always uses that "church" line after watching random people swim naked in his pool...

[Jakensama]

He said the handgun was the service weapon he used while he was a Mississippi deputy and he planned to pass it on to his grandchildren.

This made me laugh out loud - this is the most hillbilly trust fund ever.

[strife]

What do you think most people do with their guns when they die?

My dad has multiple guns that were passed down to him by his father and that he's bought that will be specifically passed down to members of our family(He's my step father so unfortunately I don't get rights to his model 12 ).

[Jakensama]

I just found it hilarious that his sentimental inheritance gat has special meaning because he used it when he was a cop's sidekick in Mississippi. That's going to make your grandkids proud of how high grandpa flew.

I wonder if my Grandpa has his arsenal bequeathed to his grandprogeny, I want to be a hillbilly trust fund recipient as well - and since he was shot down over Germany in the war he might actually have something a little more interesting than Barney Fife here.

Do people also leave hammers, lathes, and screwdrivers to their descendants because of their special meanings too? Or just the more deadly tools? What about nail guns?

[strife]

I just found it hilarious that his sentimental inheritance gat has special meaning because he used it when he was a cop's sidekick in Mississippi. That's going to make your grandkids proud of how high grandpa flew.

Maybe I'm ignorant, but I consider a deputy a cop... not a sidekick of a cop. And he only had $1200 worth of stuff stolen(and assuming the pistol is probably 600-700), it's not like they cleaned out his trust fund and that was the only thing he cared about. If you came into my house, stole my pistol and $600 worth of jewelry, I would know for sure the jewelry wasn't anything I cared about(being the jewelry that I care about is worth more than $600-700) and the gun would probably be the thing I wanted back the most, especially if it had any type of sentimental value.

I wonder if my Grandpa has his arsenal bequeathed to his grandprogeny, I want to be a hillbilly trust fund recipient as well - and since he was shot down over Germany in the war he might actually have something a little more interesting than this redneck.

See if he has a Luger!

[Jakensama]

Too bad the in-law side of the family grew up in commie land or there may have been a luger in the family still.

I would understand handing down antique guns as something special. But thats like the difference between handing down a baseball card from someone who plays for the Astros now (can't name anyone) and a Mantle rookie card.

[TinStar]

Too bad the in-law side of the family grew up in commie land or there may have been a luger in the family still.

I would understand handing down antique guns as something special. But thats like the difference between handing down a baseball card from someone who plays for the Astros now (can't name anyone) and a Mantle rookie card.

You can't put a value on sentimental items. You can a Mantle rookie card.

I do agree with you though, that line was somewhat humorous to me as well.

[Zirak]

Do people also leave hammers, lathes, and screwdrivers to their descendants because of their special meanings too? Or just the more deadly tools? What about nail guns?

Yes. Do you know how expensive good quality tools can be? A large percentage of the nice tools my father has came from his father.

[Jakensama]

Do you know how expensive good quality tools can be?

Not even remotely. If assembling something requires more than a screwdriver it is outsourced.

I understand bequeathing your valuable belongings to kids, but it is amusing to single out a specific tool you used to use at work and wanting your grandkid to have it. Why was my father an accountant for all of my life, all i'll get is a fucking calculator.

[TinStar]

Do you know how expensive good quality tools can be?

Not even remotely. If assembling something requires more than a screwdriver it is outsourced.

BTW Z, that was a loaded question...

Jake... *shakes head* Actually.. A good quality screw driver is very important as well!

[Jakensama]

A good quality screwdriver? There is no such thing as a good quality vodka based drink!!

I spent one summer commercial fishing in Alaska on my aunt's fish site, that used up the entire quota of physical labor I had alloted for my life - thus my ignorance of anything related to tools. (Along with ruining salmon for me).

[Slamz]

I think things like police and firefighters draw a lot more sentimentality than accountant. High risk and long, often unusual hours. The same often holds true for military. "My dad was a [police officer | fire fighter | soldier]", especially as a lifelong career, may be a lot of difficult years of stress and pride, so symbols of that career carry extra sentimentality.

He probably could have handed down the badge instead, but I don't think they let you keep those.

Guns tend to be good sentimental items anyway, especially among hunters. Every hunter seems to have his dad's or great-granddad's hunting rifle on a wall or in a safe somewhere. They last for decades and therefore carry more memories.

(Software developers don't really pass on computers to their children because really, who wants an 8 year old computer. Although I suppose a 50 year old computer might be pretty cool. If you could find a place to put it.)

[Vanraw]

This is brilliant.

[Chain]

My grandfather celebrated the birth of each of his children by buying a new hunting rifle. Hunting was something very important to him. He worked almost all of the time except for two weeks every December when he and my grandmother went hunting (notably, almost all of my aunts and uncles have a September birth date). This was so important to him that one year when the company he was working for told him they needed him to stay those two weeks he said "I'm going hunting. If there is a job here when I get back, I'll do it as best as I can but if not I'll figure something else out." At that point, mind you, he had four children depending on him. Then, on his death, he left them to his children.

But I had a hard adolescence so my mom refused to the gun in the house, so the gun meant for her was in my Uncle's house when it burned down. The dog woke everyone up so they all got out safely, but almost nothing was salvageable. So at least two of the five hunting rifles are lost. I'm not sure where the other three are.