Corrupt a Wish II
#1
Vanraw Wrote:I wish this thread would end!
wish granted!

I wish I was feeling better.

-ken
New World: Snowreap
Life is Feudal: Snowreap Iggles, Taralin Iggles, Preyz Iggles
Naval Action: Taralin Snow, Snowy Iggles
EQ2: Snowreap, Yellowtail, Taralin, Disruption, Preyz, Taralynne, Snowy, Snowz
ESO: Snowreap, Yellowtail
PS2: Snowreap
GW2: Snowreap, Yellowtail, Preyz, Taralin, Taralynne
RIFT: Snowreap, Yellowtail, Preyz, Taralin, Snowy
PotBS (British): Taralin Snow, Taralynne Snow, Snowy Iggles, Edward Snow
PotBS (Pirate): Taralin Snowden, Taralynne Snowden, Redshirt Snowden
WW2O: Snowreap
WAR: Snowreap, Preyz, Lbz, Leadz, Snowz, Taralin, Snowmeltz, Yellowtail, Snowbankz
APB: Snowreap, Sentenza
STO: Snowreap@Snowreap, Snowz@Snowreap
AoC: Yellowtail, Snowreap, Snowstorm, Redshirt
WoW (Horde): Snowreap, Savagery, Baelzenun, Wickedwendy, Taralin, Disruption, Scrouge, Bette
WoW (Alliance): Yellowtail, Wickedwendy, Snowreap
AC1: Snowstorm, Yellowtail, Shirt Ninja, Redshirt
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#2
Wish granted, you feel so well you jump for joy...out a window.


I wish I had the answers to my CJ test today.
The difference between me and every other asshole is that I know I am one.
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#3
Granted, you know all the answers. But the teacher explains that this is your BJ test, not CJ test, you have to go down on your knees for this one!

I wish Cinderkitten would wear a shirt!
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#4
Wish granted, unfortunately the shirt is made from skin flayed from your body, commisioned by Ed Gein fashions.

I wish there was a game we all played at the same time.
Skelas

Burnt to a crisp.
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#5
Wish granted, but the sandbox is so big we never see each other.

I wish it was august and I was already out of basic.
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Gnarnok - 70 Gladiator Rogue - Retired
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#6
Wish granted but the day after basic you get injured (not fatally) and cannot be deployed.

I wish I was sleeping.
The difference between me and every other asshole is that I know I am one.
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#7
Wish granted.
You ARE sleeping this is all a dream and you will never wake up

I wish my fantasies about those pr0n stars came true.
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#8
Zephyrs Wrote:Wish granted.
You ARE sleeping this is all a dream and you will never wake up

I wish my fantasies about those pr0n stars came true.

Wish granted and now you have AIDS.

I wish the Earth collided with the sun, tomorrow.
Fretty
Guild Wars 2: Fretty The Charming - Mesmer(currently inactive)
Rift: Nico - Cleric Extraordinaire // Fretty - Radical Rogue(currently inactive)
Eve: Fret V2 - EW Master of the Universe (currently inactive)
Your head, my lap. 'Nuff said.
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#9
Wish granted but it turns out that this opens a portal to another universe and its exactly the same as before.

I wish that I had wishes.
Maranatha!

Maranatha\Amarantha\Dolmori\Helojoki

Riz says, "That's made of pure bacon and win!"
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#10
1000xZero Wrote:Wish granted but it turns out that this opens a portal to another universe and its exactly the same as before.

I wish that I had wishes.

Wish granted but you can only use them in this thread, or others like it.

I wish that I could breathe fire...under water.
Fretty
Guild Wars 2: Fretty The Charming - Mesmer(currently inactive)
Rift: Nico - Cleric Extraordinaire // Fretty - Radical Rogue(currently inactive)
Eve: Fret V2 - EW Master of the Universe (currently inactive)
Your head, my lap. 'Nuff said.
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#11
Wish granted, but on your first attempt to use this new talent you realize boiling water hurts your face. Children now scream when they see your face. Off coarse they did before too. You never try your new talent again.

I wish the IRS would give me a big fat refund!
Maul, the Bashing Shamie

"If you want to change the world, be that change."
--Gandhi

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#12
wish granted! but due to computer error, the refund is far larger than it should be. you are now wider than you are tall, and weigh 870 pounds.

oh, did you not mean that kind of fat? sorry.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

-ken
New World: Snowreap
Life is Feudal: Snowreap Iggles, Taralin Iggles, Preyz Iggles
Naval Action: Taralin Snow, Snowy Iggles
EQ2: Snowreap, Yellowtail, Taralin, Disruption, Preyz, Taralynne, Snowy, Snowz
ESO: Snowreap, Yellowtail
PS2: Snowreap
GW2: Snowreap, Yellowtail, Preyz, Taralin, Taralynne
RIFT: Snowreap, Yellowtail, Preyz, Taralin, Snowy
PotBS (British): Taralin Snow, Taralynne Snow, Snowy Iggles, Edward Snow
PotBS (Pirate): Taralin Snowden, Taralynne Snowden, Redshirt Snowden
WW2O: Snowreap
WAR: Snowreap, Preyz, Lbz, Leadz, Snowz, Taralin, Snowmeltz, Yellowtail, Snowbankz
APB: Snowreap, Sentenza
STO: Snowreap@Snowreap, Snowz@Snowreap
AoC: Yellowtail, Snowreap, Snowstorm, Redshirt
WoW (Horde): Snowreap, Savagery, Baelzenun, Wickedwendy, Taralin, Disruption, Scrouge, Bette
WoW (Alliance): Yellowtail, Wickedwendy, Snowreap
AC1: Snowstorm, Yellowtail, Shirt Ninja, Redshirt
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#13
Wish granted, there are now 8700 hours in a day. However, you spend it all outdoors and die of skin cancer in four weeks.

I wish statistics wasn't so boring.
The difference between me and every other asshole is that I know I am one.
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#14
Wish granted. They now give you a head start on your tests, then release a bear in the room to spice things up.

I wish my new custom cue was done already.
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#15
Wish granted its not just done It;s well done!
it turns to ash and falls apart in your hands.


My wish is that you corrupt my wish.
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#16
Wish not granted, you read this so disappointed you kill your self.

I wish this meeting wasn't a sedative.
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#17
Wish granted! The meeting isnt a sedative, but a tranquilizer. Unfortunatyl the Tranq is shaped like a donkey cock and is a suppositry.

I wish women would stop begging me for sex all the time.
Waeloga-"Flab is my idol"
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#18
Wish granted! Your dream is interrupted and you wake up to find a dog humping your leg.

I wish my AIG stock would rise up to $100 per share.
~ The Duskwood Gankster ~
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EQ/SB: Rafkin / Kriticos / Dudain
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#19
Wish granted, your AIG stock rises by $100 per share for exactly 2.5 minutes. Unfortunately you are unable to sell in time and it crashes back down to its lowest point ever.

I wish I didn't have indigestion.
The difference between me and every other asshole is that I know I am one.
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#20
Wish granted, your digestive system adapts to breaking down donkey seamen, curing your indigestion once and for all.

I wish they opened a whataburger in Germany.
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#21
Jakensama Wrote:I wish they opened a whataburger in Germany.

Wish granted, Whataburger opens up. In an attempt to keep it "American Flavoured" they put Fancy Ketchup on everything.


I wish our cats knew how to use the toilet.
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