Funny Text Messages

[Jakensama]

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Got a few chuckles at work today, a few of my favorites:

(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

(734): I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.

(773): Help. Asians are flirting in front of me
(773): They speak asian

[Gnarnok]

Great site

[Jakensama]

Hahahahaha

"so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."

[amins]

lol, better than thinking every rear end of a car is two eyes and a bumper smilling at you.