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Well the first sign of the coming Apocalypse is the the New Orleans Aints (as in they ain't gonna win) have won the Super Bowl. Now it is snowing yes snowing in Mobile AL. Soon zombies will be running loose in the streets since obviously hell has frozen over.
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Quote:Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, both die, and go to Hell.
The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
He says to them, "Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?"
Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit,
ya know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from
Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling
Walleye and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished and exclaims, "Everyone down here is in misery,
and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves!"
Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up
dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's
dis nice."
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.
The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
wail, moan, or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the
room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their
parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down,
cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the
heat you're happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is wrong with you two?"
They both look at the devil in surprise and say, "Vell, don't ya
know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Massachusetts elected
dat Republican Senator!"
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