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- Gnarnok - 01-27-2009
wish granted, except we've already evolved into breathing poluted air only and everyone dies.
I wish everything tasted like pie instead of chicken.
(no dustie, unlimited participation.)
- Jodah - 01-27-2009
Wish granted, problem is its cow pie.
I wish my neighbors would stop leeching my internet.
- Zephyrs - 01-28-2009
Vanraw Wrote:I wish a car was created that ran off of pollution who's only output was fresh air.Your wish is granted.
The car is a great success and the air slowly becomes cleaner and cleaner. Untill the oxygen hydrogen quantity is so rich that a single spark ignites the entire atmosphere.
I wish that when a bell rang an angel got their wings.
- Jakensama - 01-28-2009
The 'angel' turns out to be a delusional serial killer, and his new wings are carved from your body with a rusty butter knife.
I wish Europeans used deoderant on a daily basis.
- Skaag - 01-28-2009
Increased use of deoderant starts to make Germans "cocky" again and sparks World War 3. The one perk, trench warfare smells better this time around.
I wish soccer would be embraced in the US like the rest of the world.
- Gnarnok - 01-28-2009
wish granted, soccer is more embraced in america but we've add our own bad ass twist to it. It now involves a soccer ball covered in spikes and a field made of steel. 1,000 athletes die from it in the first month and soccer is now permanently banned from america forever.
I wish I had a Chevelle.
- Jakensama - 01-28-2009
Wish granted, but when you get it you realize you got the El Camino body style.
I wish beer only cost 5 euro cents a liter.
- Gnarnok - 01-28-2009
wish granted but all beer is made from water in mexico. still wanna drink it?
I wish this gnome on my desk was less creepy.
- Zephyrs - 01-28-2009
Gnarnok Wrote:wish granted but all beer is made from water in mexico. still wanna drink it?
I wish this gnome on my desk was less creepy.
The gnome becomes so damn cute you become sick and drown on your own vomit.
I wish Doogie Howser was Gnarnok IRL.
- Fretty - 01-28-2009
Wish granted, but you end up falling sexually in love with your inate gnome due to it's enhanced good looks. You get caught by your boss trying to give your gnome felatio, and it turns him on. Now you have to perform weekly "shows" for your boss in order to keep your job.
I wish my farts didn't smell so bad today.
- Thudz - 01-28-2009
Fretty Wrote:Wish granted, but you end up falling sexually in love with your inate gnome due to it's enhanced good looks. You get caught by your boss trying to give your gnome felatio, and it turns him on. Now you have to perform weekly "shows" for your boss in order to keep your job.
I wish my farts didn't smell so bad today.
Wish granted, your flatulence is for today perfectly odorless however it's now completely visible. Good luck blaming that one on the dog.
I wish I had more wishes.
- Gnarnok - 01-28-2009
wish granted, except all of your new wishes must pass through this corruption process, your life is about to change drastically.
I wish I had my new quad core already.
- Thudz - 01-28-2009
Gnarnok Wrote:wish granted, except all of your new wishes must pass through this corruption process, your life is about to change drastically.
I wish I had my new quad core already.
Wish granted, you have been selected by Homeland Security to be the Guinea Pig for a new citizen tracking system. The system requires a new Quad Core Processor be surgically and permanently implanted onto your brain stem. All of your thoughts and actions are now controller by Nancy Pelosi.
I wish the earth were swallowed by a super massive black hole.
- Jodah - 01-28-2009
Wish granted, however nobody dies. We are all crushed together to the size of an atom...man do I have to fart now.
I wish I didn't have to go back to class.
- Vanraw - 01-28-2009
Jodah Wrote:Wish granted, however nobody dies. We are all crushed together to the size of an atom...man do I have to fart now.
I wish I didn't have to go back to class.
Wish granted. And your application as a dish washer at McDonalds has been accepted. congrats on the new job.
I wish it didnt burn when I pee.
- Jodah - 01-28-2009
Wish granted but you never stop peeing now...ever.
I wish I had I didn't have to write this poem for Creative Writing.
- Vanraw - 01-29-2009
Jodah Wrote:Wish granted but you never stop peeing now...ever.
I wish I had I didn't have to write this poem for Creative Writing.
Wish granted. You again flunk out of school, and your application as a dish washer at McDonalds has been accepted.... again. Congrats on the new errr old job. You mother is so proud.
I wish Dustie was a Democrat
- Jakensama - 01-29-2009
Vanraw Wrote:I wish Dustie was a Democrat
The time space continuum implodes on itself to correct this basic universal incompatibility.
I wish Anne Coulter finally came out and admitted she was born a man.
- Gnarnok - 01-29-2009
Jakensama Wrote:I wish Anne Coulter finally came out and admitted she was born a man.
Wish granted, Anne Coulter announces she was infact born a man and had a sex change. This announcement creates a frenzy of people rushing to go under the knife as sex changes have become a new fad. ~50% of people have the operation and start their own religion. It's called "Guess?" and they wage war on the remaining normal people. Everyone dies in Transexual World War 3.
I wish it was 3:00 mst
- Dustie - 01-29-2009
Gnarnok Wrote:Jakensama Wrote:I wish Anne Coulter finally came out and admitted she was born a man.
Wish granted, Anne Coulter announces she was infact born a man and had a sex change. This announcement creates a frenzy of people rushing to go under the knife as sex changes have become a new fad. ~50% of people have the operation and start their own religion. It's called "Guess?" and they wage war on the remaining normal people. Everyone dies in Transexual World War 3.
I wish it was 3:00 mst
Wish granted but the side effect is another ripple in the space time continuum. Back out again pops Democrat Dustie. This time he takes no prisoners and wages war on anyone who refuses to listen to Bruce Springsteen and like it.
I wish I didn't admire Bruce Springsteen and Warren Buffet so much.
- Zephyrs - 01-29-2009
Dustie Wrote:I wish I didn't admire Bruce Springsteen and Warren Buffet so much.
Wish granted instead you idolize the Teletubbies and Barney. You are ostracized and no one ever wants to be around you and your "collection"
I wish Fiddler had more than one feeling (loathing.)
- Vanraw - 01-29-2009
Zephyrs Wrote:Dustie Wrote:I wish I didn't admire Bruce Springsteen and Warren Buffet so much.
Wish granted instead you idolize the Teletubbies and Barney. You are ostracized and no one ever wants to be around you and your "collection"
I wish Fiddler had more than one feeling (loathing.)
ahh so Dustie is a republican again?
Wish Granted. Fiddler is now Barney.
I wish Mexico was the 51st state.
- Moristans - 02-04-2009
Quote:I wish Mexico was the 51st state.
Wish granted.
Now all of our itinerant farmworkers and sweatshop labor comes from Canada.
I wish my car was a Transformer.
- Jodah - 02-04-2009
Wish granted, however it is a Decepticon. Yer boned.
I wish I had to a gun to end my own suffering during Western Cultures class.
- Moristans - 02-04-2009
Quote:I wish I had to a gun to end my own suffering during Western Cultures class.
Wish granted, but it's a potato gun.
I wish alchemy was real.