Corrupt a wish

[Zeeroh]

I wish alchemy was real.

Wish granted; You transmute lead to gold. Before you can spend it, Osama bin Laden also successfully creates a true universal solvent which turns out to assimilate anything it dissolves; within hours the earth has become a globule of solvent orbiting the sun. Unexpected perk: We finally got that bastard.

I wish for the release of a truly next-gen, innovative PvP orientated MMORPG that brings the Purge all back together again.

Aside: You guys have too much time on yer hands to be able to reply so quickly!