Corrupt a wish

[Zeeroh]

I wish a plane carrying the Boston Red Sox crashed into a plane carrying the Boston celtics and both wrecks fell onto the practice field that the New England Patriots were using, killing every member of all 3 organizations.

I wish Rachel Welch was 21 again, and always dressed in a cavegirl outfit.

Wishes both granted. Unfortunately, Rachel welch was jumping on a trampoline set up on the 50 yard line of the practice field, and she dies as well. Perk: This major setback for Boston sports causes them to put together a world-class soccer team of such unparalleled skill that all of New England secedes from the US in order to play in the 2010 World Cup.

I wish for 5 day weekends and 2 day work weeks.