Corrupt a wish

[Slamz]

Wish granted. You're fired! (edit: you know have plenty of time to play)

I wish I had enough time to play POTBS and Planetside.

Wish granted. Two days later, a devastating plague wipes out all of humanity except for you. The games are still running but there is nobody to play with. You try logging in 3 characters at the same time to have a 3-way in Planetside but it's just not the same.

I wish Vista 64-bit was awesome and bug free.