Outa here june 9th

[Thudz]

Although if you get a chance to volunteer for cleaning tasks (everyone gets one), I actually thought bathroom cleaning duty was the best. If you do anything in the main barracks you'll have 30+ other guys running around doing their thing and potentially messing up the thing you did (e.g., sweeping, dusting, etc), which will lead to you getting yelled at. The bathroom is easily contained. Your team cleans the whole thing then basically ropes the whole thing off except for one stall and Bob's your uncle. You can even make the people who use it after cleaning do their own cleanup so that your team basically cleans it once prior to inspection and then does nothing except supervise the place. The people who sweep the floors in the main rooms basically have no recourse but to learn to like being yelled at because it's impossible to keep it up to specs with so many people running around.

I kept my mouth shut and never received a "chore" to-do. Open you mouth and next thing you know you're picking dick hairs out of the mops with tweezers, I shit you not.

Also, whomever gets assigned Dorm Guard Scheduler, kiss his ass and buy him anything he wants at the mini-exchange. That way he'll either not schedule you for Dorm Guard or atleast not at 3AM.