Corrupt a wish

[Gnarnok]

Wish granted this thread grows and grows till the purge forum database file gets too large becomes corrupt and there is no more purge forum!

I wish I had new running shoes.

Wish granted. except the kids in the sweat shop mixed up the design plans and they mislabeled the box. They're actually walking shoes, and that's all you can do in them.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Ohio.