Corrupt a wish

[Jodah]

Wish granted, you are terrible at it however. Your first experiment causes horrible diarrhea from which you die slowly and painfully.

Kill me...please.

[Moristans]

Kill me...please.

Wish granted, but now you're a zombie, so you still have to sit through class, except now you have to sit through class and all you want to do is eat brains.

I wish Rachel Welch was 21 again, and always dressed in a cavegirl outfit.

[Zeeroh]

I wish alchemy was real.

Wish granted; You transmute lead to gold. Before you can spend it, Osama bin Laden also successfully creates a true universal solvent which turns out to assimilate anything it dissolves; within hours the earth has become a globule of solvent orbiting the sun. Unexpected perk: We finally got that bastard.

I wish for the release of a truly next-gen, innovative PvP orientated MMORPG that brings the Purge all back together again.

Aside: You guys have too much time on yer hands to be able to reply so quickly!

[Jakensama]

Wish granted - the Purge all comes back together, but due to a bug in the game we cannot control membership or put people on ignore and our ranks are joined by the likes of Skellywarrior, Camazotz, and Jodah.

I wish a plane carrying the Boston Red Sox crashed into a plane carrying the Boston celtics and both wrecks fell onto the practice field that the New England Patriots were using, killing every member of all 3 organizations.

[Zeeroh]

I wish a plane carrying the Boston Red Sox crashed into a plane carrying the Boston celtics and both wrecks fell onto the practice field that the New England Patriots were using, killing every member of all 3 organizations.

I wish Rachel Welch was 21 again, and always dressed in a cavegirl outfit.

Wishes both granted. Unfortunately, Rachel welch was jumping on a trampoline set up on the 50 yard line of the practice field, and she dies as well. Perk: This major setback for Boston sports causes them to put together a world-class soccer team of such unparalleled skill that all of New England secedes from the US in order to play in the 2010 World Cup.

I wish for 5 day weekends and 2 day work weeks.

[Gnarnok]

Wish granted. But on those two days you have to work all day. Your work week has increased from 40 hours to 48, enjoy.

I wish my computer could be fixed with the sledge hammer in the garage.

[Snowreap]

Wish granted. but your computer now has an effective clock rate of 10KHz since it's fully mechanical now, not electronic.

it also uses about 50KW of power per day. your electricity bill alone is bigger than everyone else in your neighborhood combined.

-ken

[Gnarnok]

- Waiting on Snow's wish, before he kills the thread :cry: -

[Snowreap]

oh yeah. I wish I had enough time to play PotBS and Warhammer both.

-ken

[Dustie]

oh yeah. I wish I had enough time to play PotBS and Warhammer both.

-ken

Wish granted. You're fired! (edit: you know have plenty of time to play)

I wish I had enough time to play POTBS and Planetside.

[Slamz]

Wish granted. You're fired! (edit: you know have plenty of time to play)

I wish I had enough time to play POTBS and Planetside.

Wish granted. Two days later, a devastating plague wipes out all of humanity except for you. The games are still running but there is nobody to play with. You try logging in 3 characters at the same time to have a 3-way in Planetside but it's just not the same.

I wish Vista 64-bit was awesome and bug free.

[Moristans]

I wish Vista 64-bit was awesome and bug free.

Wish granted, but a mad scientist kidnaps you and replaces both of your arms with manatee flippers.

I wish my school track team would win a state championship.

[Skaag]

I wish my school track team would win a state championship.

Your track team wins state and has its name listed in the record books. Only there is a * next to your school name after coach, Brian McNamee Jr. comes forward and admits to injecting players with performance enhancers.



I wish George Lucas would die already and let the "New Era" of novels be turned into movies for adult audiences.

[Jodah]

Wish granted, however this causes a time paradox and he dies before creating the Star Wars movies. Both the good and the bad ones are lost for all time.

I wish college wasn't so expensive.

[Zephyrs]

Wish granted.

College is so cheap that everyone goes, in fact no one ever leaves and eventually there is no one left to do any work and the economy collapses.

I wish I had a cup of cold water right now.

[Kakarat]

Wish granted, but the water is so cold it cracks the glass and spills on the floor.

I wish Mythic knew how to fix their problems with Warhammer.

[Jodah]

Wish granted, Everyone who complains about a problem is banned. With nobody to complain about it, it isn't a problem.

I wish I hadn't forgotten stuff when I came back home for the weekend.

[Gnarnok]

Wish granted, you hadn't fogotten all that stuff, unfortunately, you forgot everything else you know.

I wish this thread could last forever!

[Zephyrs]

I wish this thread could last forever!

Wish granted this thread grows and grows till the purge forum database file gets too large becomes corrupt and there is no more purge forum!

I wish I had new running shoes.

[Gnarnok]

Wish granted this thread grows and grows till the purge forum database file gets too large becomes corrupt and there is no more purge forum!

I wish I had new running shoes.

Wish granted. except the kids in the sweat shop mixed up the design plans and they mislabeled the box. They're actually walking shoes, and that's all you can do in them.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Ohio.

[Vanraw]

I wish I had a plane ticket to Ohio.

Wish granted, but its dated for November 2143. I hope this isn't a problem.

I wish this thread would end!

[Snowreap]

I wish this thread would end!

wish granted!

(click here for brand new completely different thread)

-ken