This is some seriously happy Bacon.

[Vllad]

Bacon is overrated ... the whole infatuation with it is almost as fucking stupid as zombies...I mean Bacon is good, but remove the smell and it can't hold a candle to some good pan sausage... and I'd much prefer my women braless...

Apparently you prefer them with out noses as well.

I can only wonder what the guy you own looks like.