06-08-2015, 08:18 AM
Rant about the mythos of Game of Thrones.
[spoiler]Now were really getting to the terrible heart of the gods of Game of Thrones. On the one hand you have the Lords of Ice (The White Walkers) and on the other hand you have the Lords of Fire (The Lord of Light plus the Dragons).
Both fire and ice are terrible and will kill you. One just wants you reanimated as a walking corpse. The other just wants to consume you with fire. So good options all around.
Also you still have the gods of the North represented by: The Old gods of the Forest (Sir Not Appearing in this Film), the Children of the Forest, the Weirwoods/creepy stalker tree person that Bran will soon be.
And finally you have the most powerful and quietest god in the Game of Thrones World. Death. It stalks both mortal and seemingly immortal alike.
No one really cares about the Seven.
So all around, as far as the mystical is concerned, you are fucked.[/spoiler]
LOLOLOL Daenerys finally said fuck this shit I'm outta here.
[spoiler]I think it is gonna be most of the Nights Watch that stabs Snow just like in the books.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Now were really getting to the terrible heart of the gods of Game of Thrones. On the one hand you have the Lords of Ice (The White Walkers) and on the other hand you have the Lords of Fire (The Lord of Light plus the Dragons).
Both fire and ice are terrible and will kill you. One just wants you reanimated as a walking corpse. The other just wants to consume you with fire. So good options all around.
Also you still have the gods of the North represented by: The Old gods of the Forest (Sir Not Appearing in this Film), the Children of the Forest, the Weirwoods/creepy stalker tree person that Bran will soon be.
And finally you have the most powerful and quietest god in the Game of Thrones World. Death. It stalks both mortal and seemingly immortal alike.
No one really cares about the Seven.
So all around, as far as the mystical is concerned, you are fucked.[/spoiler]
LOLOLOL Daenerys finally said fuck this shit I'm outta here.
[spoiler]I think it is gonna be most of the Nights Watch that stabs Snow just like in the books.[/spoiler]
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HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!