Whats your battle cry ....

[Hoofhurr]

Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the steppes! It is Blhurr, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries vengefully:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!

Rampaging out of the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Hoofhurr! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to torment you like a wrecking ball!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the icy wasteland! It is Patrick, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls apocalyptically:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"