Corrupt a wish

[Singularity]

I wish I was invincible.

Wish granted, but it turns out you are only invincible for 4 minutes and 18 seconds, and only when the Pat Benatar song "Invincible" is playing in the background (which, crazily enough, is 4 minutes and 18 seconds long). Afterwards, you spend double that amount of time throwing up and your weenie shrinks 2 inches.

I wish I could stop being so awesome!