Retnal Scan and Thumb Print Verification Required plz

[Gnarnok]

hiya, dis is Gnarnok, newest Rogue secrect agent that requires Super Secret Delta Crypto lvl 490 access to the forums of Doom. Thx 8)

[OrsunVZ]

10/10 for originality for an "access plz" post... I think you just made sorna's aka greenturnip's day.

[GreenTurnip]

I really would normally think up something appropriate to say in response... but after being up until 4am finishing an AV session and then having to be at work at 8:30 the same morning... i'm just fried...

You should be all set.

-turnip

[Dophuz]

not retinal,

go see flabbo

[OrsunVZ]

*listens for the cold snapping sound of a freshly donned medical glove*

[JawcnScelestus]

Nonono- Flabbo only does *rectal* scans...

[Gnarnok]

So Flabbo is the one that teaches all the new purge to "Lick the ground with thier knees locked"? sounds like a crappy job... anyways thx for the RETINAL verification and Thumb Print ID Super Duper Cyrpto Clearence lvl 590, much appriciatied.

[Iluyzhat]

Super Secret Delta Crypto lvl 490???

Noob....

Try: Ultra Taco Alpha None-ya Level 3490A1FcD55!!!!