Evil Villain/Henchmen Polls

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First: 7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost to Retarded Heroes
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My fav. quote from this one...

Gargamel
"In his early appearances in the cartoons he wanted to capture Smurfs in order to make gold. Later, he decided he wanted to eat them instead. Finally, he got tired of making excuses and admitted he just wanted to slaughter Smurfs because murder is awesome. That's why he named his cat Azrael, which is a name for the angel of death.

In addition to being an alchemist, he has the godlike ability to create life, and once created Sassette, a female smurf. If he can make his own smurfs, why does he continue to hunt the free ones? Because he's fucking Gargamel, that's why!"


Second: 6 Evil Hechmen Who Sucked at Their Jobs
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I wasn't aware our Red Shirts had an evil counter part in the form of Cobra soldiers.